Drink deeply from the coffee mug named "more exciting than a Valygar coffee mug!" Declare your chick modderdom! Be the ultimate Ding0! Sail the seas as an Iron Pirate! Wear Rasta Kelsey proudly on your chest!
However you go, wherever you're going, go in PPG style with Kelsey-approved merchandise from the PPG Gear Store.
(and, yes, that IS a "Virtue Thong." Your eyes aren't deceiving you.)
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Drink deeply from the coffee mug named "more exciting than a Valygar coffee mug!" Declare your chick modderdom! Be the ultimate Ding0! Sail the seas as an Iron Pirate! Wear Rasta Kelsey proudly on your chest!
